What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 19:14
No way
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Do empaths fall easier for abusive people?
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How was your JEE 2024 result like?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
What are the best examples of reverse psychology?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why would my ex block me after I blocked him?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
If freedom of speech is absolute, how come it's not applied for private spaces and for the Internet?
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do I develop the patience to read books?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
What story do you have involving a public restroom?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
No go.